Ion's Blood Type

Not too many things really, really make me mad. People not using their blinkers pisses me off. I hate paying attention, and it sucks when you have to drive, watch for idiots, maintain the speed limit, observe warning signs, take detours AND be a freaking mind reader. However, I am not here tonight to preach about blinkers.

The number one thing that makes me mad is Dumbasses. The other day at work, my brother couldn't remember the symbol for female, so he asked me. I drew it for him, and the Office Manager, we'll call her Dumbassarina to protect her identity asked, "What on earth is that???" I said I couldn't believe she didn't know. (Of course, she didn't know what the word lieu meant or how it was pronounced. Or facade... actually, countless others.) She also insists on calling my client Ian, Ion. Ion?? Seriously, how dumb can you be? So I asked her if she'd ever seen

_E=mc2

She said, "What on earth is that?"

I can seriously understand someone not knowing exactly what that stands for; but c'mon, every cartoon I've ever watched has had that equation in there somewhere. How could you live 30 years without having seen this?

I told her that it was Ion's blood type.

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